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dandraco:

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:

Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

dandraco:

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.

The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.

And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
(Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)

At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.

And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."

And then there is this:

Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.

And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.

And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

My reaction to Clamp Series

fyclampboys:

sleepanarchy:

(I didn’t read all the series, but i will try my best here)

Card Captor Sakura

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Magic Knight Rayearth

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Wish

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Suki Dakara Suki

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Clover

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xxxHolic

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Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle

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Tokyo Babylon

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In the END of tokyo babylon

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X/1999

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Gohou Drug

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Kobato

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This is so right I had to rebblog.

agentsokka:

Favorite manga: Tokyo Babylon

"It’s 1991, the last days of Japan’s bubble economy, and money and elegance run through the streets like rivers of neon. So do the currents of darkness beneath them—obsession, greed, and exploitation, nourishing evil spirits that only the arts of the onmyoji—Japan’s legendary occultists—can combat."

weloveshortvideos:

Bag of Chips = 100% Air.

aph-preussen:

They were asked what they want to wear for Halloween. Look how excited Prussia is!

aph-preussen:

They were asked what they want to wear for Halloween. Look how excited Prussia is!

khealywu:

cultofkimber:

awwww-cute:

Australian western pygmy possum

NATHAN, WILL YOU MAIL ME ONE OF THESE, PLEASE?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

khealywu:

cultofkimber:

awwww-cute:

Australian western pygmy possum

NATHAN, WILL YOU MAIL ME ONE OF THESE, PLEASE?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

ask-west:

just an annual migration of the wild potato, move along

mresundance:

leupagus:

randomsplashes:

johnwatsonswindmachine:

randomsplashes:

“THIS IS MY BOOTYYYY” (⊙‿⊙✿)
i couldn’t help it omg

i love you



This is Hannibal fandom, guys. THIS IS HONESTLY AT LEAST 50% WHY I WATCH THIS SHOW: FOR YOU ASSHOLES.

i need this on a fucking t-shirt

mresundance:

leupagus:

randomsplashes:

johnwatsonswindmachine:

randomsplashes:

“THIS IS MY BOOTYYYY” (⊙‿⊙✿)

i couldn’t help it omg

i love you

This is Hannibal fandom, guys. THIS IS HONESTLY AT LEAST 50% WHY I WATCH THIS SHOW: FOR YOU ASSHOLES.

i need this on a fucking t-shirt

thewicked-eternity